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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>a tumblelog by nick chapman</description><title>chapnickman</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @chapnickman)</generator><link>http://chapnickman.com/</link><item><title>Hamlet (The Facebook News Feed Edition)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/7/30schmelling.html"&gt;Hamlet (The Facebook News Feed Edition)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://markn.tumblr.com/post/45578300/hamlet-the-facebook-news-feed-edition"&gt;markn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;One of McSweeney’s finest hours&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/45585716</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/45585716</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:30:49 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Dr. Ronald Chevalier - The Art of Relaxating (via Aaron)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_NtdCq0-Qn8"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_NtdCq0-Qn8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Dr. Ronald Chevalier - The Art of Relaxating (via Aaron)</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/45561551</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/45561551</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:23:24 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>BMW owner tapes black car to white (via Bryan)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Y7O7A7wtNcc1t8i3bCmuNLqH_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.autoblog.com/2008/08/06/bmw-owner-tapes-black-car-to-white/"&gt;BMW owner tapes black car to white&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://tumblr.bryanbell.com/"&gt;Bryan&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/44991631</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/44991631</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:20:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Seth Rogen on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/ji_sOLJMvvNoVKsSTe4iyQ/779/1227" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/ji_sOLJMvvNoVKsSTe4iyQ/779/1227" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/29469/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-tue-aug-5-2008"&gt;Seth Rogen on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/44991057</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/44991057</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:12:03 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>bell:

Paris Hilton Responds To John McCain’s Celebrity Ad “I’ll...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=64ad536a6d" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=64ad536a6d" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.bryanbell.com/post/44949395/paris-hilton-responds-to-john-mccains-celebrity"&gt;bell&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d"&gt;Paris Hilton Responds To John McCain’s Celebrity Ad&lt;/a&gt; “I’ll see you at the debates bitches!”&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/44950442</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/44950442</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 08:42:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>You’re my boy Obama.
marco:
“It’s like these guys take...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/akjXqfvLu28"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/akjXqfvLu28" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You’re my boy Obama.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblelog.marco.org/44944523/its-like-these-guys-take-pride-in-being"&gt;marco&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;“It’s like these guys take pride in being ignorant.” (via &lt;a href="http://sexartandpolitics.tumblr.com/post/44884196/its-like-these-guys-take-pride-in-being"&gt;sexartandpolitics&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/44948388</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/44948388</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 08:23:45 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Ping.fm is so sweet.</title><description>Ping.fm is so sweet.</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/44774748</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/44774748</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:27:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Grrr…</title><description>Grrr…</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/44759955</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/44759955</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:50:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Austin's new iPhone app called Pennies looks amazing</title><description>&lt;a href="http://designbyaknife.com/pennies/"&gt;Austin's new iPhone app called Pennies looks amazing&lt;/a&gt;: (via &lt;a href="http://tmblg.com/"&gt;tmblg&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/44757265</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/44757265</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:17:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Classic Nickelodeon Creeps into iTunes</title><description>&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5030578/classic-nickelodeon-creeps-into-itunes"&gt;Classic Nickelodeon Creeps into iTunes&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/44381049</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/44381049</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:33:19 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>No Browser Left Behind</title><description>&lt;a href="http://blog.vlad1.com/2008/07/30/no-browser-left-behind/"&gt;No Browser Left Behind&lt;/a&gt;: “For the past few weekends (and one frustrating afternoon trying to work around an IE bug), I’ve been working on a native Canvas implementation for IE based on the same rendering core that’s in Firefox.  With an object tag, a bit of CSS, and (to work around another IE bug) a single line of script, &lt;canvas&gt; elements in HTML just work.  I’m excited that this experiment is working out, because lack of Canvas support in IE is one of the reasons people skip Canvas and instead turn to Flash and other plugin technologies.”</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/44220504</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/44220504</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:29:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>ProtoChart</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.deensoft.com/lab/protochart/index.php"&gt;ProtoChart&lt;/a&gt;: “ProtoChart is a new opensource library using Prototype and Canvas to create good looking charts.”</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/44219663</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/44219663</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:24:36 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>“The Mojave Experiment:” Bad Science, Bad Marketing</title><description>&lt;a href="http://wilshipley.com/blog/2008/07/mojave-experiment-bad-science-bad.html"&gt;“The Mojave Experiment:” Bad Science, Bad Marketing&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/44088773</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/44088773</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 08:52:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>15 reasons Mr. Rogers was best neighbor ever</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Y7O7A7wtNc0mayzdQvdDqNiT_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/07/28/mf.mrrogers.neighbor/index.html"&gt;15 reasons Mr. Rogers was best neighbor ever&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/43994353</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/43994353</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:20:48 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Innocent People Should Never Talk to the Police</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.stefanhayden.com/blog/2008/07/28/innocent-people-should-never-talk-to-the-police/"&gt;Innocent People Should Never Talk to the Police&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/43994044</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/43994044</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:13:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Pushup : Pushing up the web</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.pushuptheweb.com/"&gt;Pushup : Pushing up the web&lt;/a&gt;: Pushup is an effort to push the web forward by helping users upgrade their outdated browsers.</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/43993612</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/43993612</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:07:02 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"At one point living a bohemian life meant embracing failure, squandering the opportunities and..."</title><description>“At one point living a bohemian life meant embracing failure, squandering the opportunities and privileges of your class background, a deliberate self-impoverishment that rejected the conventional ideas of wealth and success in favour of spiritual and aesthetic riches. Now certain aspects of bohemianism—a life dedicated to aestheticism, exquisite sensations, “experiences”, the exotic; systematic derangement of the senses (albeit as brief forays rather than a permanent condition); an unstructured and de-routinized lifestyle—have become compatible with an essentially affluent and careerist existence.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Simon Reynolds on his &lt;a href="http://blissout.blogspot.com/"&gt;blissblog&lt;/a&gt;. (via &lt;a href="http://sangennaro.tumblr.com/"&gt;sangennaro&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://tlvx.net/"&gt;tlvx&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/43867295</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/43867295</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:27:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Thank you, internet</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblelog.marco.org/43768310/thank-you-internet"&gt;marco&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;After a weekend of vacation-forced brainfreeze and dealing with immense family drama, it’s incredibly nice to get back to my life of being surrounded by intelligent people doing great things and always challenging me to become a better person.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In the “real world” outside of my closest friends, I don’t fit in at all — in far too many ways to list right now when I should be going to sleep. I do a decent job of faking it when necessary, but I really don’t understand most people, and they really don’t understand me. I feel like I’m an outsider. An observer. I’m always completely puzzled (and often saddened) about why people are the way they are and why they do the things they do. The real America, away from young people living in trendy coastal cities, is a place where I absolutely don’t fit in at all — and I marvel that anyone actually &lt;em&gt;does&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’ve only ever found a handful of people through typical real-world situations who I can really associate with. But the internet is an incredibly efficient matchmaker. The same power that enables &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom"&gt;odd fetish groups&lt;/a&gt; to exist also enables me to find other people remarkably similar to me. I always thought I was the only one, and I was somehow incredibly weird (in a bad way) for that. But there are plenty of people like me out there. I follow 226 of them on Tumblr alone. And when I &lt;a href="http://www.nycmeetups.com/"&gt;meet them in real life&lt;/a&gt;, I’m blown away by how easily we connect — especially compared to how poorly I usually connect with strangers. I feel like we’ve been friends for years, even for people whose tumblelogs I’ve only been following for a few months and who I’ve only met in person for a few minutes.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The internet shows me that my thoughts aren’t that strange after all. And that’s a great thing: I find acceptance, and I’m challenged to define, refine, and defend what were previously only vague notions. I’m not just some lone weirdo thinking these odd things about the world. I can’t look around and think “nobody gets it” because I know that all of you do.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Intellectually, it’s even better. I’m attacked, defied, outclassed, and proven wrong regularly — and every time, I become a better person. All of my personality flaws are called out, dragged right into the open, by complete strangers, who are really doing me the biggest favor in the world by making me improve myself.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If such a thing exists, I certainly have an internet addiction. And I don’t care. I have absolutely &lt;em&gt;no&lt;/em&gt; desire to be a “normal” member of society, doing whatever normal people do with their time (go upstate and drive boats in circles, then come inside to watch “the game” and grunt occasionally?). I’m very happy here, doing what I’m doing, and being a part of something so amazing, challenging, and stimulating.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/43771232</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/43771232</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:26:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>pile:


Skate - shot on Red - 120 fps on Vimeo. Do yourself a...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1340684&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1340684&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1340684&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://andrewpile.com/post/42526885/skate-shot-on-red-120-fps-on-vimeo-do"&gt;pile&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/1340684?pg=embed&amp;sec=1340684"&gt;Skate - shot on Red - 120 fps&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com?pg=embed&amp;sec=1340684"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;. Do yourself a favor and &lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/1340684?pg=embed&amp;sec=1340684"&gt;watch this in HD&lt;/a&gt;. If you’re wondering what a Red is, &lt;a href="http://www.red.com/"&gt;check it out&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/42538807</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/42538807</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:59:48 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"My new year’s resolution is to stop saying ‘You Go Girl!’ to myself."</title><description>“My new year’s resolution is to stop saying ‘You Go Girl!’ to myself.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Zach Galifianakis (via &lt;a href="http://markn.tumblr.com/"&gt;markn&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://chapnickman.com/post/42511394</link><guid>http://chapnickman.com/post/42511394</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:31:06 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
